ZIKALICIOUS

The moment you think you are going to conquer the world  is when you believe you can do anything ...but you are not going to achieve that eating every chocolate bar,  and greasy meal offered you ..anyway lets talk about my new conquest and ambition to become the next  weight lifting Olympic champion So  I joined this new gym with lots of  dedicated people trying to loose some weight or maintain what they already had..truth be told I was impressed with some of the ladies ...the expression  on their faces was that of sheer determination, you know ...that  kind of look that says "that girl can't take my man away from me"  and oh! I had a little chit chat with some of the ladies and discovered some had  the warning  ticket that told them to GET BACK IN SHAPE OR I'M  NOT TOUCHING THAT!!! or YOU BETTER LOOSE ALL THAT FAT OR I WOULD START LOOKING THE OTHER WAY...... Most of the guys were young, most of them getting their sexy on or just in that space to show off

I love good looking Men... I really do, you know all those amazing qualities; Smooth skin, clean nails, a Man with a sexy smile, great physique ....I know I'm not the only one who is attracted to men like this But what if your Man spends hours at the spa tending to his precious body and never misses any appointment? What if he also spends an awful amount of time everyday at the gym and honestly speaking.... sometimes when he is gone for long periods on end I would think he was with another girl only to discover he was working out all night with his buddies HE SPENDS OVER 3 HOURS GETTING DRESSED AND READY FOR THE DAY An hour to shave, another hour for a bath, 30 minutes to apply cream on his luscious skin, the other 30 minutes for powder, lip balm and time out in front of the mirror taking selfies? Does it make him gay? What if he has Teddy bears in his car and home and loves feminine fragrance....IS HE GAY!!!

Have you ever wondered what the world would be like without 'GOSSIP', I can just imagine a bunch of people smiling all day and the others who have taken 'gossip' as a part time or full time jobs.. either bored or fustrated but smiling anyway...lol Was going through my phone for updates and I saw a post on a friends 'PM' and she was talking about her encounter with some drama queen and how this individual liked to talk about her and it reminded me of my own personal experience and what I heard about myself lately, usually I didn't have any kind of reaction when things like that happen, one might expect I start yelling, pull at my hair fuming and breathing fire..but I stop to think how much it cost me to make my precious hair ,buy the hair piece and how long I sat at the salon to get it done and quickly changed my mind, besides I would hate to mess up my make up. Instead I end up feeling sorry for them and thought how sad and lonely these people really

Be sincere! I know you feel that way sometimes..you sometimes wish you can smack the taste out of their mouth on the busy streets of Lagos. it's annoying how many people don't care for their safety, let alone the safety of other road users. Don't get me wrong, most of the time these aren't drivers under the influence; it's either caused by plain ignorance or stupidity. Certain factors drive an unqualified driver in search of a job especially when they hear the pay is good.  A good-paying job does not equal having the right skill set to apply. Unfortunately, they scheme their way in with the hopes to learn on the job. Okada/motorcycle and Keke riders, danfo buses, and major public transport drivers have gradually turned driving experiences into nightmares. I recall getting a call one fine morning for a job at a recording studio and I figured taking a bike would help me beat traffic and get me there on time, I got a bike almost immediately - wrong decision  The firs

April 21  ·  Edited I have asked this question for a very long time...." why must I wear Aso-ebi to every wedding I attend?" Ask my friends and they would tell you that I'm never pressured to buy one Anyway...you must have heard of the presiden t's daughters wedding and how some women in orange Gele scrambled for gifts at the event....and let me tell you, this happens at almost every wedding I attend...women fighting for plastic and any other gift handed out at the event...but in this case the gifts were really nice. Apart from an entitlement to gifts, the Asoebi gives u a special seat  (all the while I didn't get to wear one I still got gifts and a special seat...sighs...) There are girls who would do anyhting to purchase these so- called aso-ebi every single week!...and the price of the materials range from 2,500 Naira to 100 thousand Naira So every week some girls end up with high blood pressure trying to figure where to get money to buy the

If there was anything to describe where I worked .....I would call it a blend of scenes from African magic, the Chinese Dragons with a blend of scenes from the movie Men in black I worked in a place that  had mixture of races under its employ at constant logger heads almost every minute and these arguments were about the usual things; why somesome did not do his/her job or how some one was rude to another or  about some office gossip We didn't need any kind of Television program to entertain ourselves while we worked ..everything was at our disposal and for FREE!!! the only problem was that we could not decide what movie or which country we were visiting -as the actors chose what character they would play depending on their mood, all we needed was a bowl of pop corn It was hilarious  because when an argument broke out ...everyone one would immediately take on a character, most of the time it was usually a Chinese kunfo character, a pissed off Nigerian market woman or some coo

Was watching Patorankin's new music video which featured Tiwa Savage for the remix of his single 'GIRLE OH' in my office and I must confess I have never been moved to dance to any song, not at clubs , not on my radio shows or anywhere else, the most I did was nod my head or move in my seat..but this time I really got up to dance..... just watching Tiwa in that video just made my day I could not really describe it, she was just so infectious, alive, happy and exuded so much confidence ( the kind of confidence men love) and although I did not agree with some things she did in the past...watching that video made me  forgive her..hehehe! It seemed the whole of yesterday and today was all about TIWA SAVAGE, I flipped through the other channels and bumped into a programmed dedicated to her and her hubby on her wedding day which took place in Dubai and I got to see the preparations I saw family and friends who turned up for her wedding  and was touched me even more with th

It is good that women have male friends, a combination of both male and female friends creates a balance, it is also good when women have men who admire them it helps remind us girls that we are still attractive, but there are situations that are a BIG  NO NO! Have you ever had a long lost boyfriend call you up and tell you he has missed you so much? or guys who only call you in the middle of the night and never at day time? Sometimes I believe some women are bullied psychologically into believing they are not cool enough, sexy enough and all the other ' NOT ENOUGHS' and are convinced into believing that having sex with an ex or old boyfriend is ideal So....when a guy calls you out of the blues and tells you he is horny and tells you that you are the only one that satisfies him, don't think its a compliment at all, chances are ...he has previously placed a call through to all his  past lovers and is playing the game of chance with you using the words you love to hea

Nigeria 8:35 pm ...At home no power the whole day...you curse under your breath when you remember that you are out of diesel to run your Gen set  You remember the long queue at the filling station and how long it took you to get gas for your car....you wonder why you have to hustle for something that is supposed to abundant in your country ( hustle for basic things like food, water, power etc) You  go to an eatry to cool off and end up paying so much to get a decent meal and what happens?....you are served stale meals! You don't complain you eat it anyway....to make matters worse the waiter/waitress over charges you sometimes they tell you they don't have change..but it's okay it's just 100 naira..as a matter of fact these people do it as if it were their right.. After all you are a big girl You fall sick from eating that trash( you should have just gone to a buka at least the food is always fresh) ...the eatry makes money off you , the gas station makes money off