I'M NOT YOUR BOOTY CALL!!!

It is good that women have male friends, a combination of both male and female friends creates a balance, it is also good when women have men who admire them it helps remind us girls that we are still attractive, but there are situations that are a BIG NO NO!

Have you ever had a long lost boyfriend call you up and tell you he has missed you so much? or guys who only call you in the middle of the night and never at day time?

Sometimes I believe some women are bullied psychologically into believing they are not cool enough, sexy enough and all the other ' NOT ENOUGHS' and are convinced into believing that having sex with an ex or old boyfriend is ideal

So....when a guy calls you out of the blues and tells you he is horny and tells you that you are the only one that satisfies him, don't think its a compliment at all, chances are ...he has previously placed a call through to all his past lovers and is playing the game of chance with you using the words you love to hear...and if you fall for it YOU ARE HIS BOOTY CALL nothing more.

One more thing, don't ever think he has changed or he cares about you..truth is he doesn't and after a night together he would not call you until he becomes sex starved again and in need of the next available girl

its better to walk with your head held high than do the walk of shame in the morning thinking and wondering why love has been unkind to you

If he is really horny and in need ...he could possibly just put it in the oven!!! hahhaha!
JUST SAYING. (some mothers do have them)

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