Do You Think My Boyfriend Is Gay?

I love good looking Men... I really do, you know all those amazing qualities; Smooth skin, clean nails, a Man with a sexy smile, great physique ....I know I'm not the only one who is attracted to men like this

But what if your Man spends hours at the spa tending to his precious body and never misses any appointment?

What if he also spends an awful amount of time everyday at the gym and honestly speaking.... sometimes when he is gone for long periods on end I would think he was with another girl only to discover he was working out all night with his buddies

HE SPENDS OVER 3 HOURS GETTING DRESSED AND READY FOR THE DAY

An hour to shave, another hour for a bath, 30 minutes to apply cream on his luscious skin, the other 30 minutes for powder, lip balm and time out in front of the mirror taking selfies?
Does it make him gay? What if he has Teddy bears in his car and home and loves feminine fragrance....IS HE GAY!!!

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